Although we never get tired of that mousy voice calling and asking, "What are your specials?", maybe this will help:

The king of all drink specials is our EVERYDAY pint-sized mixed drink, which retails at just $6.00. That's a 16 ounce glass, folks ... not the Howard Johnson's tomato juice glass you get everywhere else.

No Idea's completely new state-of-the-art tap system serves the coldest draught pint on the East side of Manhattan. We offer pitchers of beer ($2.00 off on Tuesdays) and the thirst queching Schaefer, Colt 45 and Ballantine in 16 oz. cans. No Idea draught pints range from $4 - $6, while our ice-cold bottles are $4.00 - $5.00. Top shelf drinks range from $7.00 - $9.00. And remember, every hour is happy hour, Cap'n.