NEW YEAR'S EVE 2008 AT NO IDEA

Everyone's doing it... why shouldn't you?

What better way to tell the world you're not sure about your future than an appearance at No Idea for New Year's Eve. Tuxedo or trench coat? Prime rib or pretzels? Paid escort or, well, okay, paid escorts are a given. Still, whatever your tastes, we won't be catering to a single one of them (we agreed you were unsure, remember?) Trust us, you'll feel the love.

WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU COME TO NO IDEA

• open bar, including champagne, from 9 to 1
• (did we mention the open bar?)

WHAT YOU PAY WHEN YOU COME TO NO IDEA

• $55 US in advance by 12/30; $60 US at door

WHAT YOU DON'T GET WHEN YOU COME TO NO IDEA

• Roast filet of Icelandic snapper dusted with cayenne aioli
• All other food and their nasty carbs
• The other kind of party favors
• T-shirts pointing at your head saying "I'm With Stupid"
• A countdown live from Hell

This is the perfect place to bring your group; imagine a staff that serves you and cleans up after you. And you won't even know we're here. People have been turned away at the door six of the last seven years, so we strongly suggest you pony up in advance. As they say in Surinam, Happy New Year!