Some like to believe that No Idea is the oldest bar in New York. And who are we to argue? What started out as a log cabin with a dirt floor is now a hole in the wall with gum stuck under the seats. Have you ever read the book "Last of the Mohicans?" It was conceived at No Idea. Do you know Chastity Bono? She was conceived at No Idea.

• No Idea didn't start admitting men until 1929...
• We still haven't admitted we're men...
• Someone actually asked for a Zima as recently as February 2000...
• Our ice cubes are really frozen grain alcohol and the buzz is passed directly on to you, the sot...
• We refuse to pour anyone a Sex on the Beach, but highly condone wearing Socks on the Beach...
• The last fight in the pool room was Ali/Norton, 1975...