We don't serve food here. Please adjust your RDA triangles accordingly.

Okay, okay, we have the take out menus from every place in the neighborhood. Please feel free to order in. And think about it ... would you really want a place called No Idea herb-encrusting your monkfish?

"Jim," a regular, pondering whether to not have the Muscovy Duck with Five Spices nor the Zinfandel Infused Porterhouse